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striderai:

nationalharmonica:

is-sinnoh-confirmed-yet:

okay but why the fuck do you black out when all you pokemon faint?

cause im sad

your pokemon cant protect you anymore so the enemy trainer just fucking clocks you

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ancestralspirits:

one night at 2 a.m. my boyfriend went into the kitchen and found this baby staring back at him thru the kitchen window

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mosticonicposts:

kramergate:

mid sentence

certified iconic post

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agent-sap:

saddestblogger:

slutforfood:

saddestblogger:

slutforfood:

saddestblogger:

good evening does anyone remember that one disney channel movie where a family wins an entire house that’s artificially intelligent like Siri but as the movie progresses the house becomes more and more strict and obsessive and eventually it holds the family hostage

nope how was your day today?

very good! it was raining and there was a nice slug on the pavement

wow!! right on the pavement?

right on the pavement!

It was called Smart House

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dogelectorate:

icantwritegood:

icantwritegood:

the best thing in the entire goddamn world is the fact that human beings have hands perfectly capable of giving amazing scritches and there are hundreds of animals out there who just love being scritched

like this is it . this is what it’s all about

this is our purpose

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read-me-to-wonderland:

i’m trying2be kinder to myself but this bitch is so fucking stupid

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ranger52enroute:

The alphabetized files at my ranger station lead to some interesting mental pictures

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wyldstallyn:

wyldstallyn:

love him

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